Mother (on sofa with ice pack on her foot) : Can you let the cat in?
(sound of light flicking on and screen door opening)
Son 2: Fluffy...Fluffy...Oh, sorry, you're eating. (sound of screen door abruptly closing)
Son 2: (turns to mother) Nope.
Scene 2: Clock shows an hour later. Sound of car pulling up, car door closes, house door opens.
Mother: Can you let the cat in?
(sound of light flicking on and screen door opening)
Son 1: Whoops. (sound of screen door abruptly closing) Sorry, Mom. I don't do dead things after midnight.
What, I wonder, will we do come the zombie apocalypse?
Illustration is from XKCD.
That cartoon is hilarious.
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