Tenet insanabile multo scribendi cacoethes
An inveterate and incurable itch for writing besets many
You're a maccy, hacky, trekkie.
You're too funny.
Stasa and I are both laughing out loud.
Ha! I could use the laugh right now...
Here's a good one for you, then, I hope: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Future_Birthplace_of_Captain_James_T_Kirk_2002-07-16.jpg