My kids waited up for my return from New Orleans. "What did you bring us?" was not what greeted me - but a bright green post-it arrow inscribed "I love you! Barnacle Boy" directing me to a plastic bag containing a freshly baked M&M cookie. I did bring them molecular t-shirts...about which they were very excited. The Boy's features nepetalactone (the active ingredient in catnip). Crash got Kevlar on his.
Fluffy had a gift for me, too. She left it on the doormat, all four paws to the sky. Welcome home!